Monday, August 25, 2008

2008 Turkey National

TURKEY NATIONAL EXPLAINED:
Since 2004, employees of SCOTT USA have been making the annual trek to Boise Idaho for the "Turkey Race". This is an event held just prior to Thanksgiving, where the winners receive turkeys, rather than a traditional trophy. This event has become the proving ground for SCOTT employees and in most cases riders begin preparation up to six months in advance. This year the showdown will take place on November 16th, when at least 20 SCOTT employees line up for one of the most heated battles in motocross history. Pride, glory, and SCOTT division (Bike, Wintersport, or Motocross) bragging rights are at stake for the entire following year.

FINAL RESULTS:
1-Mexia #51
2-Billie Ray #829
3-Dangus #21
4-#81
5-Stevens #45
6-Fullerton #46
7-Adrian #2
8-Joe #60
9-Kruse #314
10-Reidar (consistent...) #17
Fullerton #46-"You two bitches stand no chance of getting the holeshot..."
Fully 46- Holeshot Award!!!
Kruse gives us the #314 experience... Check it!
Mufuckin Bar Bangin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red necks frequent these parts. Notice the Dodge.


SCOTT ATHLETE BIO'S:

ATHLETE BIO: Joe “whiskey throttle” Snyder, #60
Nationality: USA
Date of Birth 02/28/76
Height: 6’4”
Weight: 190 lbs
Division: “Mx & Wintersport”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
I have my own riding style, it is often duplicated but not to my level or perfection. My strength is starting and corners. I am crazy off the gate and typically out of control in the corners. Sometimes I start with my eyes closed really I have no business being in the race. Heads up I may send you to the hospital this weekend. In 2006 this unique riding style put me on the box and into the Turkeys.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
It only takes me 2 hours to change a tire. Oh, and I am wicked good at movie lines.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Reidar will arrive with enough duct tape and hand strength to make it through the day but not to the podium. Bob will focus more on beer than the race this year; coaching Fullerton all the way to skipping the industry race and driving back to Hailey without collecting any turkeys. Adam will pull the hole shot and not realize we are skipping the hill and unfortunately pull up right behind me and Fudellopoto in DFL. Stevens will be upfront but get distracted by track hoes cheering him on and accidentally run Kevin and himself off the track. This leaves Moses, Silas, and Dien to battle for the win. Unfortunately some dude from Fastway actually wins the race. However when the official results are posted Adrian will be the winner because he struck a “deal” with the scoring girl earlier in the day.



ATHLETE BIO: Reidar Oyen #17
Nationality: Norwegian
Date of Birth 11/26/67
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 210
Division: “MOTO”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
There are no highlights just lowlights. Like when Factory “ I got fired” Phil Vega beat me at the Turkey race two years ago after riding for a day. Or the time I almost cried when I had to bump start Joe’s old Yamaha 250F every time I stalled it on a six hour trail ride. Stalled it a minimum of thirty times.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Never falling.

TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Bob gets hurt…….Joe finds out he is having children……….Kevin and Adrian get in a fight…….Stevens ends up with more Turkeys than anyone. Fullerton is strong…….for a few corners……Dien buoyed by a strong showing at the Vet Nationals finishes top five. Adrian, after he brings his trophy to the starting line to intimidate his competition, finishes out of the top ten and defends his finish by saying he had the wrong playlist in his Ipod during the race. ( reggae). Fudellopoto gets Whiskey throttle and blow a corner and ends up on the Pee Wee track……never finds his way back on course and spends the rest of the day in self-flagellation. Adam Greene, finding the groove that won him the Washington State Championships, blows everyone away. Unfortunately, this leads him to uncontrolled boozing and Greene goes Mr. Hyde, starts talking shit and cackling every five seconds. His fan approval rating drops below Chad Reeds. Jason Haase show up to race but decides to drink instead. He says, “ It would just be an embarrassment for me to go out there. I need to stick to the sport I have been training in…..beer crushing!” Drinks all Lowry’s beer after Bob is taken to the hospital because of an injury suffer entering the track. Moses does not race so that he can update the blog continuously.

ATHLETE BIO: Gabe Glosband #44
Nationality: Masshole
Date of Birth: Unknown
Height: 5' 1"
Weight: 185
Division: “WINTERSPORT”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
None that include a motorcycle. Yet...
This was a highlight:
Scroll down through the douchebags...
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Hauling ass in the hallway with "Wheelies" on.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
#808 will lap me.
ATHLETE BIO: Bob “Leaping “ Lowry #24
Nationality: Missouri Short white guy
Date of Birth 06/13/57
Height: 5’ 7”
Weight: 165
Division: “MOTO” Suzuki 250 / Old Balls
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
1967 Cape Girardeau MO. Champion
Sears Rupp / 3.5 hp class
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Being able to pump up the “Old Balls” and Hold It Wide. To lift is to admit defeat.
Women want me ,, Men want to be me.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Historically ,,, Pain !!
This year the pain will be dished out ,, not absorbed.

ATHLETE BIO: Richard White #17
Nationality: US of f---in A!!
Date of Birth: 10/22/89
Height: Like 5’8” I believe
Weight: 145
Division: Lites A – Mx A “moto”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
Various championships throughout the 14 years or racing.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
CONCRETE STARTS! Sorry guys but the concrete belongs to me :-)
And I can make Bob feel uncomfortable
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Well if I do get to ride (since I’m not “full time” bla bla bla) I believe it will be a wonderful and glorious victory upon my part. You guys may train a hell of a lot more BUT… age has its limits, sorry ;-) A Couple of laps in, and you’re looking for any “cold beer pit stops” Why is everyone putting Mr Bob at the top of their list for predictions? He’s running a 2-smoker haha.
But really I’m just stoked to ride with some of the Scott guys and see what they’re all about. SHOULD BE FUN!!



ATHLETE BIO: Mike Stevens #45
Nationality: American....these colors don’t bleed
Date of Birth 9/12/74
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 180lbs
Division: “Arts & Crafts”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
No national championships to brag about... But in the last two turkey series, I have managed to bring home four turkeys. It would have been more, but a few bad starts, and an unfortunate missed turn took me out of the lead last year. This year will be different...
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.Consistently dating girls 10 years younger than me.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
It seems I am the dark horse this year, as I have not made the rankings in anyone’s else's predictions. But my arm is healed and secret training is taking place...This is a tough one as the sand levels the playing field. I see it going down like this (at least in the Scott class):
Start of the race: New customer service guyAdamBobSilasMike DienMoScotty Franz 81FullertonAdrianKevin
End of the race: New customer service guyBob Mo/Adam Dien Mike. After that it is a crap shoot as if Joe actually starts his bike before the race could be a major contender...or if Fullerton starts riding, if Silas can get his knee to work... Yadda yadda yadda



ATHLETE BIO: Kevin Kruse #314
Nationality: Amerifuckencan
Date of Birth 12/19/79
Height: 6’0
Weight: 190
Division: “Wintersport”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
May 02, 2008 Bought my first dirt bike ever.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drinking Beers after calling it quits cuz I waded...
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Hopefully not finishing DFL...I just want to finish the race, and if I beat someone along the way, they better feel bad cuz I am a beginner...
ATHLETE BIO: Brian Fullerton #46
Nationality: So Cal/619 Flatbiller
Date of Birth: 2/6/76
Height: 5’9”
Weight: Clydesdale Division: “450”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
2006 1st place Vet Beginner
2006 Moto 1 Scott class win
2004 Vet-X Beginner 2nd place
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Proficient with Microsoft Excel
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
I will loose to someone who has only ridden for a few years!



ATHLETE BIO: Adam Greene #348
Nationality: American F’yeah
Date of Birth 5/31/1980
Height: 6’4”
Weight: 177 lbs
Division: “MOTO”
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
Winning a WA state title at the age of 16
Ironman finisher: you try it bitches…
Holshoting every co worker during the 2007 Turkey race. See photo below.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Stepping it up during competition. Putting it on the line for the ‘W’. Really my natural ability combined with peak fitness makes up for my lack of riding. I’ve been doing this shit since I was a kid. Check the photos below…#348
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
I think Silas, Dien and I will be in front off the start. Moe will come on strong in the middle and be ready to react if one of us makes a mistake…which someone if not everyone will. B Lowry? No one will know he’s there until he passes you like you are standing still! He takes it all with authority.

Better watch out though…if I don’t crash you better be on it.

Bob #24
Moe #51
Dien #21
Silas #829
Adam #348
Adrian #808
Kevin #314

ATHLETE BIO: Dien Toussaint #21
Nationality: US of motha Effin A. Idaho
Date of Birth 4/21/1978
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 165 lbs
Division: “MOTO”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
My racing career has been marred by inconsistent finishes and injuries. So far I have yet to finish on the box in my 4 years racing. It appeared that my bad luck curse was never going to go away until this last weekend. I traveled to California to race in the World Vet nationals. Last year I finished a distant 6th in the 30+ novice class. This year all I wanted to do was to finish inside the top 5. Well I exceeded my expectations by winning the first moto. Going into the second moto I had to beat the 1st moto 2nd place finisher. He got the holeshot while I got a terrible start (as usual) and had to work my way through the pack. I was closing in on the guy but my charge through the pack had taken it’s tole on my arms and I was pumping up badly. I ended up stalling my bike and had to go into survival mode to hold my second place. As it turned out that was where I finished. So I guess I have finally ended my bad luck run and finished on the box. I can’t wait to go to the Turkey race and redeem myself.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Making my bike look way to nice to ride, getting terrible starts off concrete starts, being to cautious while racing.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
I predict that I will get a terrible start and will have to work through the pack as usual.
I really want to beat Mo and Silas but mostly I want to beat Adrian the hole-shot artist.
If anyone gets in my way…..there getting parked over a berm.



ATHLETE BIO: Silas Hesterberg #829
Nationality: Idahoan
Date of Birth: 06/04/1981
Height: 5’7”
Weight: 150 lbs.
Division: “BIKE”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
This was the last downhill mountain bike race we lined up for together, back in 2005. Enough said.
1. Silas Hesterberg
Ketchum, ID
5:27.721
2. Moses Mexia
Bellevue, ID
5:28.165
3. Adrian Montgomery
Ketchum, ID
6:29.632

These are the results from the same race, one year prior:
1. Silas Hesterberg
Meridian, ID
5:01
2. Moses Mexia
Bellevue, ID
5:08
3. Phil Vega
Boise, ID
5:12.307
4. Carl Marcum
Meridian, ID
5:12.734
5. Todd Byle
Hailey, ID
5:37
6. Darren Lightfield
Boise, ID
5:38
7. Denver Werre
Boise, ID
5:40
SPECIAL TALENTS:
One handers, high speed crashes, showing up on race day with a dirty bike.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
It really depends if I can make it to the start line, because I’m going to mix things up. If my knee allows me to race, here’s my prediction: Adrian and Bob lead off the start, with Bob holding the throttle on a little longer and edging Adrian out at the first turn. Adam, Mike, Dien, Mo and myself will all be in hot pursuit. Dien will surge into second half a lap in, but will stuff it in a turn and go down. Mo, myself and Adam will sneak by while he’s down. Mo will hunt down Adrian and pass him before the end of lap one, with myself following in the wake. Bob will be stretching out a lead at this point, maybe 5 seconds after lap one. I will make a move on Mo on lap two while I still have energy, and surge into the gap between Mo and Bob. Dien, in the mean time, will have moved back into 4th, but too distant to catch back up. Just as I catch up to Bob, I’ll blow up, and either crash out or begin to fade(I haven’t ridden for a month, let’s not forget). Mo will catch up and move back past me near the end. The only wild card I haven’t included is the intern, Richard, who could crush everybody. Finishing results:
Bob Lowry #24
Moses Mexia #51
Silas Hesterberg #829
Dien Toussaint #21
Adrian Montgomery #808

ATHLETE BIO: Adrian Montgomery #808
Nationality: a Mercan
Date of Birth: 10/16/1975
Height: 6'
Weight: 170lbs
Division: “BIKE”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
1st place 450 Beg 08’
5th place Vet Junior 07'
3rd place Industry class 06’
5th place Hare and hound 05’
4th place Grand Prix 04’
SPECIAL TALENTS:
I am a consistent competitor who keeps his head during competition. I practice intensely but do not blow my wad. I also do not ride above my head and become carnage on the track.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
Silas will win, Moses 2nd, Dien 3rd, Adam G 4th, I will take 5th



ATHLETE BIO: MOSES MEXIA #51
Nationality: Idaho/Beaner
Date of Birth: 3/25/1978
Height: 5’7
Weight: 150
Division: “BIKE”
CARREER HIGHLIGHTS:
Beating Silas’ ass at downhill races was always very satisfying. But in Moto, I would say last years 450 Jr class victory would be the zenith of my accomplishments.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Crashing in Rivers. Bad starts and clean races. Keeping all the dog shit picked up in the yard.
TURKEY RACE PREDICTIONS:
In this sport, it’s difficult to predict what will happen. I am pretty sure the Moto division will have multiple problems finishing races without swaps, crashes or stalled bikes… They do however have formidable talent on hand. Bob, Adam, and Dangus (World Novice Runner Up) all have the ability to pull out good rides. I don’t even worry about Wintersport/Art dept.

If I really had to predict results, here are my top five choices for podium finishers:

Bob #24
Mo #51
Silas #829
Adam #348
Dangus #21

OMC ROUND 13:
Only four of us were dedicated enough to brave a torrential downpour on Sunday Nov 2nd. This was round 13, the final round of the Summer Series. Perfect wet conditions greeted us and it became clear that "Interns" would not be allowed to compete in this office challenge. Richard surprised us by kicking ass in open pro. Clearly this youngster needs to be on full time payroll to qualify for official SCOTT employee status.




Best reconize...

Bob raced 6 motos, and claimed to get zero arm pump. Seems suspect considering he has hardly been riding at all. But maybe his arm is strong cause he has not been "riding" at all...




#81 BACK IN THE SADDLE:
After a horrific wakeboarding accident this summer, Scotty Frans #81 returns to "Hold it Wide".



Scotty is a men among boys when it comes to enthusiasm and dedication to Motocross. After years of photoshoots and various events, he was published in the November issue of "Racer X" showing off his tats.
He will be holding an autograph signing next Wednesday at 4:30 at the SCOTT Office in Ketchum. Girls in bikinis and Coors light will be on hand for the occasion.



FRESH PLASTIC:
Heading into the Turkey National I decided to change up the look. I’m looking for a fresh start to an otherwise lackluster showing at the last 3 Turkey races. Last year I had a guy crash in front of me and instead of running his ass over, I hit my brakes and stalled my bike. If any "Bike Division" guys get near me at this years Turkey race they’re going to get parked, with tire tracks up there back. No excuses……
I’m heading to Glen Helen this weekend for the World Vet Championships to get my pre turkey race crashes out of the way. Gotta get the steed dirty before the National!
#21 Dangus

UPDATE ON SILAS' CURRENT CONDITION:
You know, it amazes me how quickly people write you off when you show up to work in a leg brace. Just last week, I was the “odds on favorite” for the Turkey Nationals victory. But after knocking myself out for 10 minutes and breaking my kneecap this weekend, people just assume I’ve given up. Oh, my, how wrong they are. Come on, a broken kneecap! This is sissy shit. I’ve had injuries that would have made you all cry to your mommies and sell your motos, and I’ve still kept on charging. Fellas, I will not give up my aspirations to become the fastest man in the SCOTT office just because of a silly little broken kneecap. And the concussion? Yeah, I don’t really remember this past Saturday, but what I do remember is that I was hauling ass before I KO’d myself. I get this brace off my leg three days before the Turkey Nationals. To me, that’s the same as getting it off three months before the race. I don’t need practice, I was born for this shit. See you all on the line.
BOB LOWRY SECRET TRAINING:
After a string of mishaps at past Turkey Races, Bob Lowry accepted old age and professed he would no longer compete in the office championship. Office competitors were told, "I am passing the torch to the young bucks in the office. It's time to start coaching professionally. I really need to help the ailing Moto Division talent when the Bike Division has gotten so strong in past years. Its like their unbeatable... I need to help these guys stay focused on putting their balls on the tank and holding it wide."
But like Lance Armstrong's recent anouncement of coming out of retirement, Bob was spotted secret training and this photo was taken in the nic of time.

When questioned about a possible return to the Turkey Race line, Bob gave us this. "Don't ask questions, you'll get hurt boy..."
OMC ROUND 11 "WINTERTRACK":
The Winter Track truly turned out to be a "Winter" track. Boise's earliest measureable snowfall on record greeted us Friday night with a nice dusting of snow. The "Bike" division made the charge regardless.
Unfortunately the race was cancelled but solid action still prevailed.


Billy Rays mudhole lurked for hours.



Do you remember this Billy Ray? I didnt think so...






After what we think was a mud bog high side episode, BR reflects on the "Winter" track and chances of still bagging the bird. Will a cadaver knee cap take in time to line up on November 16th? We'll see...



PRE SEASON GATE CHOICES: OMC FALL RACE SCHEDULE
September 27th & 28th - Round 9, 10
October 11th & 12th - Round 11, 12
November 2nd - Round 13
Annual Turkey Race -November 16th
TURKEYS BITCHES:
Office banter
"Kruse"
"Adrian is the second slowest guy in the office". Kruse'
So that puts the following ahead of me:
Dyke
Joe
Shane
Gabe
Mike
Bob
Moses
Silas
Brian

And only Kevin behind me??? I don't think so...
Check the image bitches... Turkeys-
A
SUSPENSION WORK:
"Got ENZO'ed.
"I do not want to talk shit about this race. I just want to finish in 1 piece, plus the fact for not being very fast, Adrian has talked more shit than everyone in this whole office and to be quite honest, I don’t think he clears any more of the jumps at Black Butte than me. So in other words, he has a target on his back. Fact is I have owned a dirt bike for 4 months of my life, I'm just learning this shit...BRRRAAAAAPPPPP

POINTS SYSTEM?:

A "handicap" points system was recently proposed to create more competitive results for the years biggest event. Adrian would like to address the points system with a comment.

"There is no "points system", this isn't some football fantasy league... Its fucking Motocross! Race your coworkers for division pride, don't try to stack the deck so that slow people (or handicapped as you call them) can still have a shred of that winning feeling. If you cross the line ahead of your coworkers you win, if you have some mathematical equation that may give you an edge, you still lose. "

INJURED LIST:
To state the obvious, this shit is completely dangerous...
Office competitors are stacking up injuries at an alarming rate.
STEVENS:
Prognosis- Broken arm and wrist.

MEXIACAN:
Prognosis-Fractured vertebrae, bruised kidney, bruised ribs.

BILLY RAY:Prognosis-Broken Ribs.

WATCHING THEM FALL:
"These guys are hitting the turf left and right. The "Bike" division will be lucky to line up at the gate on November 16th...

Spandex wearing pussies.


OMC! OMC! OMC!:
Dangus!


Dykester!


EATING SHIT:
Happens to the best of us...




BLACK BUTTE PHOTO SHOOT:

At last we find ourselves at the "Butte" for a group photoshoot. More co-workers turn up for the only Supercross training within a 3oo mile radius.



In this photo, we see Adam give Kevin his usual "Go get em tiger" ass slap which clearly catches Kruse off guard.














It is quickly becoming tradition to make an emergency room visit after riding at Black Butte. This weeks moto session turned out to be Mo's opportunity to get some Percocet.
Thank you Black Butte.





FIRST TURKEY NATIONAL PRACTICE DAY:
This Saturday Sept 6th at OMC. 10am prepped, watered, SCOTT practice day.
http://www.omcracing.com/default.asp?pageName=Motocross

450 JR:


BOB LOWRY SEGMENT:
Turkey Race 2007 footage


THE ORIGINAL TURKEY RACE:
2004

CHEATWOOD PHOTOSHOOT:

Les Croix


#51






























BIKE DIVISION TRAINING CAMP:
95 degrees, no rain in six weeks and mufuckin cheeseburgers.
Semi slicks.

Hiding










SILAS BEFORE AND AFTER:
Since leaving "Trailer Park Boys" to become a SCOTT motocross extraordinare, Silas has really cut the lbs. He still has a soft spot for cheeseburgers though.


This has zero relevance to Motocross, but needs to be watched...
Best of Phil Collins:
Meat Stealing:
Shit Hawks:


NAME THE RIDER #2
This time one from the bike division.
STYLE CHECK:
Spandex and full face helmets.
"Dont"
To find out the identity of this fashion criminal, please visit:
http://racerxill.com/articles/detail/3610/racerhead-33.aspx
FULLERTON # 46 WEIGHS IN ON SO CAL MOTO SUB CULTURES:
When asked if this was a former So Cal posse, Fullerton gave us some info on "Flatbillers", which are a rare breed in Idaho. This particular specimen has been spotted at local tracks and was once employeed at SCOTT USA. If You have seen Josh aka "Bro Bra", please say hello for me.

"Bro’s,They are from the 909, LBC, way different crew then my SoCal bro’s I used to hang out with back when I was cool." --Fully46

See link for details. www.flatbiller.com/index.html

have a chance at 2nd this year seeins my starts are fine tuned..."
SHANES DEBUT:
NAME THE RIDER:
Getting "Dang"erous.



" KRUSE"#314 SPEAKS OUT ABOUT TRAINING AND PHILOSOPHY:

I’m not gonna come on here and talk shit about Ginger Snap Lara Bars(which I do enjoy), or stir up the proverbial pot as it were...I am just gonna keep grinding away on my training regimen of Mountain Biking, Lifting, Running(That’s new started last night) and Moto training with my 2 Favorite Mexicans(I hope that is politically correct) Billy Ray Silas, and the one and only Moses (I forgot to part the Kelly Creek earlier this year) Mexia. I also called in a favor after talking with Turkish, he put me in touch with Ricco and I’m on the sauce so look out. I had my first ever track experience last Friday night and it was quite humbling to say the least but I am taking things one double at a time till the turkey race.” Hopefully I am able to get the old suspension sent off before the race after riding Adrian(I make my bike look like Kevin’s) Steed, I like the Enzo...But in the words of the late Eazy E, “Throw it in the Gutter and Go Buy another” with that Girl Clutch. “SSHHHIIIITTZZZZ WWWEEEEEAAAAKKK”
 BLACK BUTTE:
Wicked Supercross Training. Friday August 8th.


No threat to the Turkey inventory. Not a SCOTT employee.



THE CULTURE:
With all the hostility, It is necessary to remember what the Turkey Race is about. Bob keeps things "Light" at the track and reminds us to keep the ginger comments to a minimum.
WHY WE DO IT:
DYKESTERS REBUTAL #393:

Be forwarned, tempers are flaring.
I considered retirement this year but some Ginger Kid needs his ass kicked. Dude a girl clutch?Come on! Is your arm to tired from jacking off not to be able to pull in a clutch?Ok, for the record Ginger boy, I could not ride for months, let you go off the line first, wait 10 seconds and easily reel you in and pass you with minutes to spare. So keep training and yes I did fall down in a corner but remember I still caught you. Maybe I will ride a 50 so we could actually dice it out.. Keep training GK and glad you finally stepped up to a real bike (450)My bet is Fullerton will put the spank down on you also.Silas can I borrow your 50?
THE FIRST STONES ARE THROWN!
First quotes from the Bicycle Division.


Well, the first year I wasn’t expecting to do so well, what with all the moto heads in the building, but it turns out they are super weak when it comes to training, except Adam... So they were easy prey. By the second year I was racking up turkeys, which Gabe must have been really jealous of because he came with a possie and stole them from my freezer to fry up... I nearly whooped Dyke’s ass, and Fullerton last year but Dyke got all balled up and crashed right in front of me while I was going for a pass. Weak...
So now I have a new YZF450 08’, I have put the Z-Start Pro clutch (Not Girl) in it and Acerbis bark busters and Enzo suspension. I am ready to hand out some beat downs to Winter and Moto punks building wide...FYI- I think we need to set the stage for the winter showdown between Gabe and Kevin. Kevin just started riding and would smash Gabe who’s had a bike but no balls for years now...Adrian #808
 88 DAYS TO GO:
Adam # 348 sends a warning-
If any of you dudes take me out at the Turkey Race I’ll serve you up a beat down like the one here: http://motocross.transworld.net/sf-forum/everything-mx/motocross-fight
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